Boat trip!

Ok, picking up from where i left off. . .
I lay in bed. . . .half sleeping. . .. then i hear someone rush into the room and start yelling "WAKE THE F UPP!" i jerk myself up and go WHAT?! WHAT?!. . .. . survey the room i'm in, look out a window . . . a sight i don't recognize . . . i see water, palm trees and bungalo-like resort hotel houses. I then remember i'm on the yacht, and what i am seeing is probably Sebana cove. . .. i wave off Daniel and tell him i'll be up soon.. . . . i lay in bed. . . half sleeping. . . "DUDE WHAT THE HELL COMMON WAKE UP!!!". . . the second time someone bursts into the room screaming. . .. i wave him off. . . OK OK I'M COMMING!. . . . i lay in bed. . . half a sleep "DUDE IMMA RIP YER BLANKET OFF COMMON!!!!" Aftera while of hanging on to my blanket for dear life, i wave off the third attempt to wake me up "OK OK! I'm awake, i'm awake!". . . . . i lay in bed. . . half asleep. . . "DUDE WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MORNING TIME TO WAKE UP!!!" This time i unsucessfully wave off the attack and end up laying in bed without my blanket. . . .
As i stumble and move forward with much trouble, out into the "Living room" of the boat, in only my underwear, i see a pretty cute girl standing in the kitchen. She smiles and i say good morning with my sexy drug-addict morning voice and give a vague smile with my eyes half closed.
She laughs and says good morning.
I continue my limp walk to the outside area of the boat, open a sliding glass door and greet the intense sun with an equally intense squinting face. . . looking as if i'd just been slapped and still haven't figured out what the hell just happened.
As my eyes adjust, i see the group of boys standing there all wide awake and full of energy. . . they had already been out swimming off the boat. . . . . it was bloody 11am in the morning. . . .
When i entered the outdoors they yelled "It's about damn time, now let's go on the banan boat!" I figured. . . shit. . . i wanna eat something. . . .i wanna wake up. . .. i'm gonna die. . . .
So i made my way back to the room, changed into my swimming shorts and stumbled back out.
Apparently someone agreed with my first desire, i think it was Johan who changed his mind and said, let's eat breakfast first!
MMMMMmmmmmmmHHHMmmmm!!!! Breakfast was bacon, eggs, pancakes, lots of meat. . . i was awake again! WHOOO!!!
After our meal we all ran outside fit for fight, i suggested we jump off the yacht's roof (Around 12-14 meters high), i was still a bit dosy, so i figured the adrenaline would wake me up. Me, Chris and Daniel ran upstairs.
Idris filmed us, as we made our first jump off the boat into the water. . . . WONDERFUL!
This is the beginning of my boat trip haha.
Ok so first day. . . we swam around for quite a bit, wonderful place. Slightly salted water, no crocodiles as far as the eye could see haha.
The ship's crew and Idris' entourage of bodygaurds were all very friendly people, especially the yachts crew. . . AWESOME people.
So, that first day we swam around for a bit, then we all crowded on the same golf buggie that Idris had fixed from a nearby golf course. There were five of us, 3 (Chris, Idris, Johan) Barely able to fit in the seats, and two (Me and Daniel) of us standing on the back of the buggie holding on to the roof for dear life.
We drove to a place where three resort houses were grouped together. . . . . Idris had bought them.
We then got into Idris' car and drove to a beach. The sand was white, the weather was hot. There were maybe 5 other people on the beach, 2 out in the water were surfing. We were pretty much alone on the beach. . . aside from Idris' bodygaurds ofc haha!
Nah but we had a lot of fun, we were chasing tiny little crabs that roll balls of sand and dig holes, we climbed up on rocks and just generally had a really good time hehe.
Ok, so we headed back from the beach and the rocks, to Idris' car.
We got in. . . . set out for the drive back to the boat, and resort area. . . . . .
Halfway there an accident occured!
Idris was driving, then from nowhere a freakin truck pulls out with his door opened, he does speed up and drive away, instead the truck pulls out slowly and kinda does a slowmotion turn and stops in the middle of the road.
Idris' slams the break, the anti skid mechanisim goes on, and we the car gradually slows down. . . . . but it's still going pretty fast. . . i look outside the front window. . . i see the rear of the truck getting closer at an uncomfortable speed. . . i see we aren't stopping. . . . things go in slowmotion and i just can't really comprehend what's going on. Finally Idris jerks the steering wheel to the left and we turn off the road, but it's a bit too late and the rear of the truck slams into the side mirror which shatters the drivers window. Glass blasts into the car and i'm like. . . "Holy shit. . . is Idris alright?" Because all i saw was glass exploding in the front seat. . .
Luckily no one got hurt, and as you can see on the picture to your left, only the mirror and the glass broke. A little scratch and dent can be found as well :P
We see the truck driver driving past us, staring at us in a pissed way. I wanted to kick his ass. But the body gaurds made it before us XD
We see the bodygaurds' car force the truck off the road to a stop. . . hahaha wonder what he felt when he realized he just messed up the Princes' car! Hahaha
Well we drove off and everyone was as happy as ever, it was shocking, but ceeewl.
When we got back we decided to chow down on some food. . . was yummy. . . and i was starvin!
Well i can't say i remember what we ordered, but they had good food there anyway XD and i LOOOOOOOOVE food.
Ok after we ate, the water activities began for real!
Let me tell you first, on the yacht, there is one big boat, one smaller boat, 2 jetskii's (Supposed to be 3) and 2 inflatable things (Banana boat + Donut ring). . .. . we had a SHITLOAD of fun hahahaha
The bannana boat is sooo fun it's unbelievable, picture of what it is, can be seen here to your left! Looks more like a hot dog if you ask me. . . Anyway. . . the object of the game is . . . .you guessed it, not to fall off. . . .. and let me tell you. . .easier said than done. We were doing it HIGH assed speeds. . . you are literally afraid of falling off because it hurts! if you dun slam into the water like into concrete, you either get someone's knee in your face or something like that hahaha but it was the most hilarious thing i have ever done. . . . we screamed, we laughed and we cried. . . . best ever. . . so much fun. . . . we were being towed behind a speedboat,
but that's not the worst. . . . OOOOOOOH no. . . .the worst of the worst is when you are being towed behind a jetski. . . .. . freakin hell. . . . .those things make you fly over the water. . . i know because i try and i cranked it up max speed. . .. . the feeling you get when you are going that fast. . .. . amazing. . . . simply. .. BREATHTAKING. . . INSANE speeds. . .
I dared only be towed twice by the jet ski. . . . this time i was on the ring. . . scariest moment of my life. . . i was flying all over the place. . . not falling off. . . just shitting my pants. . .. the g-force was. . . . just crazy. . . . and when i finally fell off, i skipped once on the waters surface, flew for quite a while before i finally crashed smack into the water. . . . ouch. . . (BTW, just incase you guys haven't listed it out yet!, it is possible to click the pictures to see a larger version!)
Anyway, it was truly extreme water sports going on hahaha XD Painful nonetheleast. . . .
Anyway we had a baaall, it was so much fun. . . . worth all the pain 10 times over!
After countless hours of torturing ourselves, we finally gave in and headed back to the boat.
Chris went to sleep.
The rest of us, took the golf buggie and drove off to the golf course, where we cashed out another golf buggie. Idris and I was sitting in one, Johan and Daniel was sitting in the other. . .. no. . . .where the hell was daniel. . . . I think Daniel jumped onto one of the Bodygaurds' mopeds. . . . yeh that's what happened.
So we drove out onto the golf field, following a cement path, with lots of twists and turns making the golf buggie ride even more fun! It was hilarious because we drove away from Daniel on his little moped together with this giant bodygaurd sitting behind him. . . . 2 big guys on a tiny moped HILAROUS sight. . . .. and we kept on loosing them because we were too far ahead, but every now and then we could see a tiny little light and the puttering noise of a moped in the distance HAhahahah omg we laughed so hard. . .
Anyway, eventually we started heading home (Now i finally got to drive the buggy for the first time. . . . and i don't think i have had so much fun with a mechanical toy in a looooong time) We pretty much borrow buggies and drove EVERYWHERE hahahah it's so hilariously fun XD It was just one giant laugh fest the entire time!
Well day was comming to its end.
We went back, picked up Chris, reunited with our long lost friend Daniel and headed to the restaurante to eat some dinner. . . .. LOVELLYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Buffet. . .. Soooooo goooood, i ate so much. . . even though i had lost my capacity to chew. . . . earlier that day, when we were on the banana boat. . . . you see when you are sitting at the rear of the banana boat, all the guys in the front will be jumping up and down because it makes the rear person. . . literally fly into the air hahahhaha so much fun. . . anyway, i was unlucky. . . when i was in the rear. . . i flew up. . . . and smacked my jaw on Daniel's shoulder. . . . and hurt myself really bad. . .. i couldn't chew properly for the rest of the trip hehehe. . .well like i said. . the pain was worth it XD
Before we finally all caved in and went to bed at like 2am, we all watched a shiiiitload of movies back in the yacht. . . i think we watched around 4 movies, everyone had their own little sofa. . . and it was cozy and wonderful. . .. GREAT day. . . talk about the rest of the trip tomorrow!

Lotsa Love


/Alex


PS.
Tessan
hahaha jag ska berätta om sjungande castingen senare XD Hälsa mina kära kusiner!