Joho + New Years!

Heeeeeeeeej!!!!!
Happy New Years Everyone!!!
Ok this time the story begins uhm. . . . the day before new years which was sunday haha XD
Well, David had messaged me the day before and told me that it is ok if we go JB on sunday (I couldn't go saturday because we were having dinner with some relatives. . . actually a LOT of relatives hehe, most i'd never met before, one guy was korean and he's studyin in sweden haha)
Anyway, I woke up sunday morning and texted David, asking him where and when to meet. No answer, i switched on the computer and sat watching south park episodes for a loooong time, i had messaged David 2 more times, and attempted to call several times. . . . but nothing, i had given up hope i figured "Ah fine, we'll just have to go another day. . . man what a boring day this is haha"
Buuuuut at around 1.30, he called, apparently he had been out last night till 7am, no worries, he said to meet him at 2.30pm in woodlands MRT station.
So i took a quick shower, got myself ready, passport, money etc. And took off.
The journey took about an hour, i arrived 20 minutes before David. Once at Woodlands we jumped onto buss 195 which took 10 minutes to get to the singaporian border where we all had to get off the buss and get our passports checked etc.
Jump on the buss again, 2 minutes later we were at the Malaysian Border. . . .. it's like the singapore border. . . . but more haggard hahaha, that's malaysia, it's a more rundown version of singapore, more haggard and dodgey.
Anyway, the man checking my passport was wondering why i have so many stamps into singapore, so he asked me if i was working or whatever, after a bit of convincing he just said yeh yeh ok go. . . .haha it must be wierd, i have like hundreds of stamps in my passport made just within a short time, all extending my stay in singapore hehe.
Well, we walked out of the border checkpoint. . . . and walked out into exactly what i described earlier, a muuch more rundown version of singapore, Malays were riding around on mopeds everywhere, the sidewalks were a bit uneven and broken here and there. Deffinitely doesn't feel as safe as singapore does hehe.
But it's alright i still like malaysia, it's not AS bad as i realize i'm making it sound haha.
Our first stop was a money exchanger, i only brought 100 sing dollars and i only exchanged 50 dollars, which gave me around 130 ringit i believe.
Second stop, a shopping mall where we were going to meet Idris (The Prince) and check out pirated Dvd's.
Btw, random interesting fact. Idris usually comes to singapore for clubbing, thing is, that he can only go to certain clubs for security reasons, and when he does go to a club it has to be contacted and the security, escape routes and stuff like that has to be checked out before he is allowed to go there. Once he has gotten the green light, he can't go there alone, ha has to have 2 personal body gaurds and 2 of the clubs bouncers that will follow and keep an eye on him wherever he goes in that club haha.
Tuff life!
Ok back to malaysia, me and David walked around the mall and checked out the stores (Pirated dvd stalls where placed here and there, and they handed out little business cards and what not to us haha)
Pirated Dvd stalls, t-shirt printing stalls (You choose yer print and buy the tshirt for like 30kr) there was also one fashion show going on. . . . looked pretty haggard, the stage was kinda run down haha XD
After a quick tour of the mall Idris called and told us to meet him at KFC. We moved to KFC and met Idris and his giant bodygaurd.
After a quick reunion and chat we headed to the people David always buys his dvd's from. So we went to one stall, talked with a person, who escorted us to a back hallway thing, led us into a hidden room where a few people were standing around checkin out dvd's. The walls, instead of wallpaper they had decorated it with the covers of DVD's, they had a TV displaying the outside halls and etc. . . i guess so that they know if police or something is comming haha.
It was so secured, like the door exiting had to be locked and closed at all times hahaha. Amazing how far this piracy thing goes. . . .The lady working there recognized david "WAAAAH WHY YOU HAVEN'T BEEN FOR SO LONG!" blablabla :D kind lady.
Well we got to it, started checkin out DVD's, Idris picked maybe 10 dvd's, me and David together chosed around 55 dvd's. (I didn't buy as many dvd's as David though)
Then we went to pay for it, and we said we wanted it delivered (3 ringit per cd is what the delivery cost was, the DVD's without delivery costed 8 ringit i believe)
After we had settled the prices and i had given them my phonenumber and location where i wanted the goods delivered in singapore, i asked for the PC game collection.
I was led to another store, Games, programs, apps EVERYWHERE. I Instantly chose out 20cd's, paid for it, gave them to the first people and asked them to deliver these cd's as well.
This whole ordeal took about 3 hours i'd say?
After this, we got into Idris's car (Twas niiiice), while the big bodygaurd got into his car. Idris drove his car first, the bodygaurd followed behind.
After a little drive (It had become dark) we arrived at our destination, TGI Friday, aka. Thank God It's Friday. It's an american restaurant chain that serves huge portions, like steaks and stuff. ( I was starving without mercy, had only eaten a few slices of fruit cake that morning. . . .. )
Inside the restaurant we joined the Princess Aminah, Sean (Singaporian/canadian model), Chiara a model i think. . . not sure, and one other girl was there from America.
So that makes 8 of us.
I ordered Fahita Tower, a tower with stuffings for fahita wraps. . . . YUMMMMYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!
It was a pleasant meal, and everyone there was very intruiging so to say hehe. We talked about looots of things, bland annat, modelling and the shemale stylists and How many homosexuals there were in singapore haha, not that anyone had a grudge against them but some of us have had some awkward experiences. . . very awkward and disturbing experiences haha. Like they were talking about Diego (The model i met in KL), long story short, a shemale ended up getting punched in the face after he/she had grabbed diego's balls. . . . haha and Diego is a very calm and peaceful man. . . . we all have our limits!
After the extremely satisfying meal, which Aminah paid for, we got back into Idris's car and headed to the next stop (We made a pit stop first so that i could exchange some more money). Our next stop was an area that kinda reminded me of Signapore's Clark quay, because it was a little enclosed area with clubs and restaurantes. We went to some rstaurante were Aminah's hot friend was celebrating her birthday. But it was only the family and stuff so no PARTY party. It was nice though, talking and eating some snackas and what not.
Afterwards, Idris showed me and David the clubs which he and his brother always go to (The clubs were right next door).
The bouncers recognized Idris immediatley and let us in and followed us around and Idris walked wherever he wanted. Idris told us that if you want a song that the DJ doesn't have, he'll actually download it for you on the spot ahha. So i can go request some swedish music someday XD. The Clun Idris always went to was veeeery nice, i liked it a lot it was very chill and the atmosphere was wonderful. Lights dimly lighting everything up, large couches and VIP beds and what not. Great half soothing half dance music. I liiiike.
There weren't any people there at the moment, but didn't matter we weren't gonan stay, it was just a tour.
We exited Idris's club and walked down some majestic stairs that led up to the club (It looked like the stairs in disney's Cinderella haha)
Under Idris's fav club, his brother's favourite club was situated. This club was also veeeery very nice and the atmospher was awesome as well, complete with one third of the club being cut off for VIP's only ahha.
Me and David got Really pumped to go clubbing in those clubs one night, so on the car ride to our next destination we were all talking about how we have to return sometime soon for the nightlife. Idris and DAvid also talked about some Cove place, like an isolated beach, sounded like paradise and they were talking about jet skiing along the coast in that area and everything. Idris said he'll take me someday! so that would be awesome.
Our next stop was a kind of carnival thing. I enjoyed the entire experience. Very chilled out, calm, relaxing. Some live band was playing, a girl singing, and we were just drinking and talking and eating birthday cake and what not ahha. After a while we also went into the carnival area with all the rides. They had a "Vikinga baten" which we all road on which was great fun. Hahaha poor sean almost vomitted during the ride though, the rest of us stayed on for a second go hahaha.
Oh on the way to the carnival area we got to see Idris's grandfather's house pass by, huuuge of course. Then they told us lots of stories of haunted hospitals and shiet, kinda freaky haha.
After the carnival area (We spent most of the time in an outside restaurante place with lots of tiny round tables and candles) we jumped into another of Idris's fancy cars and the whole lot of us drove to a nearby Shisha place. Shisha is what i bought in tunisia if you guys remember, the waterpipe?
Anyway, we got everything for free at that place because it was owned by the king or something like that hehe. Well it was extremely pleasant and an awesome way to end the night. The girls were camwhoring and the guys were just fooling around hehe.
Idris later drove us a bit of the way toward the malaysian border. (It was like 2am. . . time really FLEW)
We attempted to grab a cab but the basterds tried to cheat us so we neglected and decided to walk to the border. . . .. ZAMG! it was HOOOOT and i was SWEAAATING and i had JEAAANS and like the hottest tshirt ever. . . .. UUUUUGH! and as if that wasn't enough, we were in malaysia. . . . .malaysia isn't the safest palce at night. Luckily though David and Sean were more than familiar with malaysia and they knew the safe areas. Still a bit scary i guess haha.
In through the haggard assed malaysian border, then we had to walk to the singaporian border pass check. . . . .. .We walked for like 1 hour. . . .(Singapore's pass check looks like a spaceship btw haha or a huge fortress. . . looked pretty cewl)
And aaaah it was sooo nice to be back in singapore, as soon as we stepped into the signaporian border, buildings became fresh, living standards took a leap upwards and you could tell you were in singapore again ahhaha, Chiara was like "AAAGH BACK IN SINGAPORE" Don't get me wrong though, we all loved JB and it was just one of those days where you realize how great a time you've had it. The whole trip was just wonderful.
Back in singapore i was completely broke, didn't have a single cent in my wallet, i had to hitch a ride with Sean and Chiara's taxi back to Sean's place. There Sean grabbed his car and dropped me off in Clementi which was on the way to his girlfriend's place, so i was lucky! Apparently Sean grew up in Clementi, his grandfather lives behind ginza plaza as well haha.
I got home, talked a bit with johan, when i finally got to bed it was 5am. . . . .LOOOOOOONG day. . . felt like nothing though. . . . it was such a wonderful day.
It was fun how people recognized the car Idris was driving, because his Reg skylt is something like JBS or something like that, and everyone would be smiling and whispering and waving him in and stuff hahaha. awesome :D
I like Idris a lot though, he's so down to earth, yet he has all the money in the world. I admire that. He doesn't brag or show off.
Wow. . . .ok maybe i should tell about new years tomorrow. . . .. or actually screw it i'm on a roll here and it takes years to upload photos on facebook, so i have to wait a while anyways.





OK NEW YEARS.
The next day i woke up at like 7.45am. . . . .tired as hell i do like i do every morning (I usually wake up very very early, take my mobile phone which is on the loader, put it right next to my bed, in case of any casting calls or what not.) This time i did it because i was expecting the people who were gonna deliver the Dvd's from malaysia to contact me.
I went back to bed, until 1pm or something like that. I gave up the struggle to fall back to sleep and groggy as hell started my day. . . .slowly. . . very slowly haha.
I sat around watching stuff on the computer waiting for the Dvd's. . . .. i got worried because they didn't contact me, i sent some sms's to david and asked about it. I said maybe they got gangbanged by the singaporian customs. He said not to worry, either today or the day after they would come. So i had no choice but to stay around at home just incase they called.
Well. . . no call. . . .really lazy day hahaha. I had anxiety though because i hadn't been to the gym for a long time and i could feel how my body was breaking down ahhahaha. . .. . oh god i'm starting to sound like my dear friend Rikard XD
Anyway, it was a . . . . nothing loathsome day. . .. however. . . .the night was NOTHING like the day.
I got a call from Johan, he said he could pick me up from Clementi and take me to the boat he had fixed for the evening. I gladly thanked him and got ready.
His mother was driving the car and we drove off to the Singapore Yacht Club. Not far away at all (The time was around 7pm)
We got to the club, his mother left us, Johan called someone, a man driving one of those golfcarts that drive around on the golfing courses came and picked us up. The man knew johan well, and we drove on to the pier toward the boats. . . . . .. . Johan pointed the two boats out. . . . ... they were the BIGGEST boats there. He doesn't like to tell people that his grandfather own's BOTH boats, so he said he'll just tell em a friend of his fixed it for him.
Let's see here, ok first we got dropped off at the mother ship, the biggest boat in the entire yacht club. It has 4 levels, it's 62 meter's long, it is whtie and beautifully made with 2-3 hulls, it costs 61 million euro (Or 610 million kr), it has a crew of 30+ people and the boat. . .. . it's just BLOODY amazing. It's bigger than most friggin houses! There were SEVERAL HIGHCLASS bedrooms, they were all bedrooms fit for a 5star hotel, the living rooms were amazing, giant flatscreened tv's hiding behind ever mechanically sliding piece of art (That is, en tavla som e uppsatt, men om man trycker pa en knapp sjunker den ner och revealar tvn bakom)
I was just. . .. i was stunned. . .. never in my life. .. . The grandfather OWNED this boat. . . it was Custom built on his command. . . There is NO other boat like it, it's the only one in the world. . . . It is the most stable boat in the WORLD of its size. . . . .i was shocked. . ..
As if that wasn't enough, the grandfather owned a SECOND boat. . . .. not as big but FREAKIN huge, 4 stories as well and it was the second biggest boat in the entire yacht club haha. Insane!
Well we only stopped by the mother boat to pick up another bottle of champaign, and johan gave me a tour and we met some of the crew. Mostly australians, some russian, some asian. (Each boat has a private Chef)
After we were finished at the mother boat (I got to see the bridge btw, that's the "cockpit" of the boat. . . . bloody fantastic) we jumped onto the little golfcart again and we got driven to the second boat. This was where we were gonna have our new years dinner + party.
We just kinda chilled a while, then someone called johan telling him that they had arrived. Me and johan walked to the Entrance of the Yacht club, you could tell from faaaar who the people we were meeting was. Trust me, you KNOW who's a model, you can see it from miles away. 3 girls in black dresses and 1 guy.
Barbra, Masha, Kasia and the guy was Remy. I think i had met all of them at least once before.
We got back onto the golfcart which had once again returned haha, it drove us to the ship. Everyone was like WTF?!. . . ahahah amazing boat.
We went up to the sun deck (all the way to the top of the boat) it's an open level, with a dinner table which had already been set. (Oh i forgot, before they arrived i had been introduced to the australian crew of this boat, great guys every one of em)
Johan switched on some music, and we just. . . mingled i guess haha, i was talking with Masha. . .. an EXTREMELY energetic siberian girl, my god. . . she was excited as shiiiiet, hahaha she was dancing around and jumping up and down and like "WOw owowowowoow, i've never been on a boat like this it's so amazing wowowoowowow" hahahaha.
Eventually we sat down and started eating, just the 6 of us. The crew had carried up snacks like fish fingers, chicken bites, and french fries for us as appertiffs. After we had munched on that a while, the crew came up with a full on dinner, a steak, bakedpotatoe and veggies. Yummy yum yum. I ate quite a lot hehe.
It was pleasant and satisfying and everyone was getting along well. Then a while after the dinner Remy suggested we bring up the champaign, which everyone thought was a great idea.
turns out though, it wasn't champaign it was chilled white wine. . . . .. . that costed 160 sing dollars. . .. .
It tasted exquisite. . . . hahahah it tasted amazing. . . really sweet. the girls loved it haha.
After we drained that bottle, the vodka was brought up. As we were drinking that people started arriving. a group of Iranian's from johan's school (Real pleasant guy was sitting next to me, iranian/russian. . . cool mix), then the manager of the agency "Carver" arrived. . . . with some guys and none other than. . . . friggin President putin's Nephew. . . .. the russian girl was freaking out. . . hahahaha XD
After that some more brazillian models arrived and some randoms. David also eventually arrived.
Everyone was just having a great time, i don't know how many bottles of champaign we had up on deck (Don't worry, i've learnt my limit by now)
It was awesome, and then finally the fireworks started, it was 2008.. . . . everyone flocked together and watched the fireworks, not nearly as amazing as up in Are or outside essingen, but it was enough and it was shooting right next to our boat so that was pretty cool. Everyone walked around and hugged eachother and wished everyone a prosperous year and what not. . . . really great time.
After we hung around for another hour or so, we all decided to head over to Mimolette. A sort of private fancy restaurant club place.
Here people got drunk. . . .or the girls got drunk. . . . hahahahha, but i'm telling you, there is one type of vodka they serve over here, and usually you get an entire bottle not just a glass. The thing is, that, that vodka just. .. . hits you so suddenly and hard it messes up EVERYONE. I had, had one previous experience with that vodka and i denied the drinks they gave me ahhaha, the girls that drank it though. . . sooo drunk. . . . . ah well, it's alright we all know eachother well by now and everyone takes care of everyone so no worries hahahah it was a lot of fun, we all danced until like 5am. . . .
Mimolette. .. . was just bloody amazing just as i remembered it. . . . i LOVE that place.
At around 5am the people still up and dancing at mimolette started heading over to thumper, i had to say goodbye and head home though, i didn't want to mess up the entire of next day haha. I had an AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME new years. . . it was greaaat, I met a lot of new people and made a lot of new relationships.
I really had a great time.
Well. . . i think that's it for now. . . . i got invited back to the boat today, but after all this writing my left hand hurts a bit. . . so i'll write about that tomorrow!
Hope you all had a new years as wonderful as mine! I missed you guys.
Lotsa Love
/Alex